a little h-money (H$) archive
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- What The Washing Machine Saw | Teen & Up | CNTW | AO3
A look at the Washing Machines of Woodstone Manor through the years. It's not easy being clean.
- A Bird in a Gilded Cage | Teen & Up | CNTW | AO3
What is Hetty thinking about when she's looking out the window? Here's my guess.
- Pony Ride | Mature | NAWA | AO3
Hetty was an excellent horsewoman in her day, but she’s never had a steed like Trevor!
- Deep Dive | Explicit | NAWA | AO3
Seconds after the end of 2x10, Hetty and Trevor figure each other out.
- Human Contact | Explicit | NAWA | AO3
It had been twenty-two years, and he was finally making out with a woman again. Making out with... oh, man. He was making out with Hetty. And she had started kissing him. Hetty had come onto him! This was so weird. It was super, ridiculously weird. ... But also.
TREVOR
That was some day, huh?
HETTY
Aye, indeed it was.
TREVOR
I was so close. I... I'm happy for Bela. I just... I'm just a little...
revved up, if you know what I mean.
(then)
Sorry, I shouldn't say that in front of you.
HETTY
No, no, I know exactly what you mean.
To lust for one just out of reach, it's torture.
TREVOR
Tell me about it.
HETTY
Leaves you feeling... hungry.
TREVOR
Starving.
HETTY
Ravenous.
TREVOR
Horned up.
HETTY
How dare you?
TREVOR
Did I go too far?
HETTY
Not nearly far enough, you pantless son
of a bitch. Come over here.